The cannabis drink boom in the last few years has been explosive. According to a study from New Frontier Data, 69% of people aged 18-24 prefer cannabis to alcohol. And with the blackouts and brutal hangovers, that’s not surprising to me. But not everyone wants to smoke.
The 2018 U.S. Farm Bill made hemp federally legal, opening up a world of opportunities for the cannabis industry. Many brands hopped on the THC drink train, helping people find a fun drink that doesn’t lead to next-morning regrets.
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With so many brands offering THC drinks, the options are endless. From potent recipes to milder options, there’s something for everyone. I’ve tried some of the top options on the market, and I’m here to help you find the perfect THC drink for you. I’ll go over the flavors, the highs, and the brand vibes so you can order your next pack of liquid THC with confidence.
Best THC Drinks Cheatsheet
- Best THC Drink for Socializing: Cornbread Hemp Salted Watermelon THC Seltzer
- Best THC Drink for Chilling: SOUL Out of Office Cucumber Melon Lime
- Best THC Drink for a Creative High: BRĒZ OG Lemon Elderflower Social Tonic
- Best THC Drink for a Fancy Vibe: Altua Passion Fruit Hemp-Infused Spritzer
- Best THC Drink for Beginners: five Black Cherry THC Seltzer
- Best THC Drink for Experienced Users: Cookies Lemonchello THC Seltzer
- Best Budget THC Drink: Delta Light Tropical Mango THC Seltzer
- Best Zero-Calorie THC Drink: WYNK Mandarin Pomelo THC Seltzer
- Best THC Drink Flavor: Upstate Elevator THC Yuzu Lemonade Spritz
- Best THC Drink Texture: Untitled Art Mystic Orbit Planetary Peach THC-Infused Soda
Best THC Drink for Socializing: Cornbread Hemp Salted Watermelon THC Seltzer
Many of these drinks can put you in a social mood, but the Cornbread Hemp Salted Watermelon THC Seltzer had me buzzing with friendly energy, earning the trophy for best social THC drink on my list.
It contains the industry standard 5mg Delta-9 THC, a dose suitable for people who are familiar with THC but maybe don’t have a ridiculously high tolerance like some people (me). There’s no CBD, but the drink still creates a comfortable and calming high, while giving you a funny buzz that makes everything more enjoyable. From beach days with best friends to concerts with strangers, the high will put you in a cheerful mood to vibe with anyone.
This isn’t the first watermelon-flavored THC drink I’ve tried, but it was certainly the best. That salted aspect elevated the flavor to the next level, creating a supple flavor that teemed with watermelon. It wasn’t watery, but brought a thoughtful approach to this familiar flavor, exceeding expectations. With just a slight carbonation, it has a mild mouthfeel that suits the mellow flavor.
Much like Altua (which I’ll get to later), Cornbread has created a luxurious aesthetic. However, Cornbread’s is a bit more artsy, with a pop art style that’s just as cute as it is stylish. And they offer generous discounts when you buy in bulk, so it’s time to stock up.
Salted Watermelon THC Seltzer (opens in a new window)
Read my full review here: From Kentucky With Chill: The THC Seltzer That Elevates Watermelon
Best THC Drink for Chilling: SOUL Out of Office Cucumber Melon Lime
The SOUL Out of Office Cucumber Melon Lime was a contender for best flavor, but with a double dose of CBD, I had to make it the best THC drink for chilling. The Double version contains 5mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg CBD, giving you a lifted high with an overarching coziness. That CBD stomps out any anxious feelings you might get from THC. Much like the Planetary Peach Soda, I think this is a brilliant transitional drink for anyone looking to explore higher doses.
Lots of THC drinks can feel like mocktails, especially this one. The low-key fizziness and mature flavor profile mimics something you might order at a gastropub bar. It balances the watery cucumber with zesty lime and succulent melon for a light and refined flavor that’s supremely easy to sip on. Mojitos should be scared; all this needs is a little mint to make those cocktails obsolete.
All of SOUL’s products have a polished and attractive look, but the Out of Office ones are particularly alluring. They have a retro, chill appearance, with groovy lettering and metallic ombre accents that make the cans pop. The price point is standard for this dosage, helping you get high for an affordable price.
Read my full review here: Summer Sippin’ Doesn’t Get Better Than This: The Out of Office Cucumber Melon Lime THC Drink
Best THC Drink for a Creative High: BRĒZ OG Lemon Elderflower Social Tonic
The BRĒZ OG Lemon Elderflower Social Tonic creates a highly unique high, thanks to the Lion’s Mane mushrooms. Each can contains 5mg THC and 10mg CBD, delivering a relaxed but real high, similar to the Out of Office drink. However, the Lion’s Mane roars and sparks a creative and energized vibe, inspiring you to take on art projects or dive into a deep conversation. It’s both exhilarating and relaxing, making for a one-of-a-kind experience.
The Lemon Elderflower taste is robust and mature, with an herby, hempy undercurrent that creates an unexpected flavor profile. It’s a little funky and quite fizzy, a fabulous taste for people looking for something different.
Just like the high and flavor, BRĒZ breaks the mold with their aesthetic. The cans have a mesmerizing oil slick appearance that glistens in the sun, so you’ll want to sip on these outside. The yellows, blues, and purples swirl around one another, mimicking that whimsical high. These also ring in at an average price for this dosage, so no need to empty your wallet for a creative boost.
Read my full review here: BRĒZ Review: BRĒZ’s OG THC Tonic Is Weird But Wonderful
Best THC Drink for A Fancy Vibe: Altua Passion Fruit Hemp-Infused Spritzer
The Altua Passion Fruit Hemp-Infused Spritzer deserves a whole new category because it’s taking THC drinks to a new level. Rather than making a drink exclusively for pool parties and patio hangouts, they’ve made a drink worthy of Champagne toasts and romantic dinners.
The THC drink contains the normal 5mg Delta-9 THC, a comfortable dose for casual users. However, the gentle onset and silky-smooth high make it a sensational choice for people looking to graduate to higher dosages without overdoing it. The best way to describe it is euphoric, as it combines a low-key body high with a happy cerebral feel. It keeps you clear-headed while creating a dream-like state.
I also tried the Altua Blood Orange and Pomegranate flavors, but the Passion Fruit stood out to me. It’s prominent and crisp with a tangy taste that lights up my taste buds. What makes it (and the other two flavors) exceptional is the use of white grape juice and Sauvignon Blanc flavor for the “Champagne-inspired base.” It takes the taste to a lavish destination, reimagining how classy a THC drink can be. Maybe you can replace your wine with it at your next fancy meal — ooh lala.
The brand’s aesthetic is just as gorgeous as its flavor profile. The gold cans have a matte white coating and lovely fruit graphics for a high-end appearance. However, these drinks are priced slightly lower than the average THC drink, giving you a deluxe drink on a tap water budget.
Read my full review here: The Champagne of THC Seltzers for My Sophisticated Friends
Best THC Drink for Beginners: five Black Cherry THC Seltzer
With a light 2mg Delta-9 THC, the five Black Cherry THC Seltzer is the best THC drink for anyone feeling shy about THC. I consider this a microdose, so you can get a feel for the high without being thrown headfirst into it. And with 2mg CBD, these are unlikely to cause any anxiety, giving you a relaxing high. It’s gentle, giving you a lift toward Cloud 9, while keeping you close enough to the ground to feel safe.
The flavor and texture are also hard not to love, with a smooth and slightly fizzy mouthfeel and a luscious flavor. The black cherry flavor isn’t super distinct; instead, the drink has a sumptuous fruity taste that could be a combination of berries. Truly not a bad thing at all, and even people who aren’t usually black cherry fans can enjoy the rich taste.
These drinks have a tropical vibe, with a palm tree doodle on the can that makes these a no-brainer for a day at the beach. The reasonable price makes these a decent choice for people who don’t want to break the bank on THC drinks, and want the benefits of a low dose they can sip on slowly.
Read my full review here: A Beginner-Friendly THC Drink, With a Mysterious Flavor
Best THC Drink for Experienced Users: Cookies Lemonchello THC Seltzer
On the other hand, my stoners might want to try the 10mg Cookies Lemonchello THC Seltzer. It’s not the only drink on my list with 10mg Delta-9 THC, but Cookies managed to create a fast-acting high that’s wonderfully hazy. Anyone who prefers to smoke cannabis but is looking for a THC drink alternative, try these. They delivered a quick and comprehensive high that mimics a big bong rip or joint to the face.
I was amazed by how Cookies nailed the limoncello flavor. It’s a luscious Italian liqueur that balances sweetness with zestiness, a flavor profile that shines in this THC drink. It has the lightness and smoothness of traditional limoncello, with a subtle hemp flavor that only makes the taste more mature and robust.
The Cookies brand is one of the top cannabis companies on Earth, so it’s hard not to be enticed by the vibrant and familiar packaging. While most Cookies products show off their signature blue color, the Lemonchello cans have a more curious appearance, with a yellow-green ombre that reminds me of a ripening lemon. How appropriate! They’re not the cheapest drink on this list, but with 10mg THC and a speedy high, they’re well worth it. Plus, they’re not that expensive anyway.
Read my full review here: Not Your Nonna’s Limoncello: This THC Seltzer Hits Different
Best Budget THC Drink: Delta Light Tropical Mango THC Seltzer
If you’re on the market for a budget-friendly drink, my top pick is the Delta Light Tropical Mango THC Seltzer. It costs half as much as most drinks on this list, delivering an affordable high. And that high is easygoing, with 5mg Delta-9 THC and a small 1mg CBD dose. Together, these cannabinoids create a chill feeling without putting you into a sleepy-CBD state.
The Tropical Mango THC Seltzer contains zero calories and zero added sugars — excellent news for health-conscious users. These zero-cal, zero-sug drinks often have milder flavors, and while the Delta seltzer is light, they infused it with a delicious punch of mango. It’s bright and undeniable, backed up by an uber-sparkly texture. It’s refreshing but bold, like a strong breeze through the palm trees.
The Delta brand keeps the cans looking sleek and embraces a mystical vibe with the “Radiant Delta” on its cans, which you might recognize from the U.S. dollar bill. The streamlined designs have a peppy pop of color that matches the flavor profile beautifully. And, as mentioned, these drinks are incredibly affordable, so you can stick to your bud budget.
Read my full review here: This Delta THC Seltzer Is Fizzy, Fruity, and Financially Responsible
Best Zero-Calorie THC Drink: WYNK Mandarin Pomelo THC Seltzer
The WYNK Mandarin Pomelo THC Seltzer takes home the trophy for best zero-calorie, zero-sugar drink, with a subtle flavor and guilt-free recipe.
It contains a lovely 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD, with 5mg of each. This creates a delightfully even and enjoyable high. The 5mg dose might be a bit much for beginners, but thanks to the 5mg CBD, it can offer intermediate users a comfortable experience.
The taste here is sensational for people who love lowkey flavor profiles. The mandarin pomelo (which is basically an orange flavor) has an airy citrus taste that lends itself well to mixing. You can add juice for a more robust flavor or just enjoy the delicate taste by itself. It’s a strongly carbonated drink with big bubbles, so the energetic texture complements the dainty taste.
I adore how playful and cheeky the WYNK brand is. After all, they’re named after a wink. The can is decorated with the brand’s name all over it and a funny little winky face. It’s like a personal invitation to come get high, and I recommend RSVPing yes.
Read my full review here: WYNK THC Seltzer Has a New Seasonal Summer Flavor That’s Lighter Than Air
Best THC Drink Flavor: Upstate Elevator THC Yuzu Lemonade Spritz
Every one of these THC drinks has a flavor to get excited for, but the Upstate Elevator THC Yuzu Lemonade Spritz gets the “best flavor” title in my eyes. But first, the high.
This drink contains 10mg Delta-9 THC, along with relaxing adaptogens like 90mg L-Theanine, 50mg Magnesium L-Threonate, and 90mg GABA. The result is a quiet, peaceful — but potent — high, reminiscent of your favorite indica strain. I could be social; it doesn’t make me anxious. But it’s my new go-to for whenever I want to take a break from the world and hang out with myself. It’s not a sleepy feeling, just pure contentment best suited to experienced users.
The spritz has the perfect flavor balance, from bright to sweet to tart. The lemonade offers a citrusy zest and smooth taste, while the yuzu brings a dazzling top note of sourness and florals. The two meld together for an elegant taste, refined by the tiny bubbles that uplift the flavors.
Upstate Elevator embraces the connection between the natural ingredients and the neural effects, infusing it into the brand aesthetic. The colorful green and yellow can echoes the calming, cerebral high and invigorating taste. The more cans you buy, the lower the price point, which is ideal since you won’t want to stop drinking them.
THC Yuzu Lemonade Spritz (opens in a new window)
Read my full review here: Do You With Yuzu: The THC Spritzer for Quiet Time
Best THC Drink Texture: Untitled Art Mystic Orbit Planetary Peach THC-Infused Soda
The Untitled Art Mystic Orbit Planetary Peach THC-Infused Soda deserves the best texture award, but there are many more things to love about this drink.
It contains a mild 4mg Delta-9 THC, making it a lovely transitional drink for those looking to level up from a microdose. The high is effortless, giving you a body and head sensation that’s calming and fun. For first-timers, this might send you into orbit, but for more regular THC users, this drink offers a cozy dose that lifts you up to Cloud 9.
Untitled Art describes this drink as “velvety,” and that is precisely the right word. The soda has a soft fizziness, with small bubbles that glide over your tongue. It’s genuinely like drinking velvet, which sounds weird, but it’s actual heaven. And the flavor is just as luxurious, combining a juicy peach flavor with the subtle sweetness of carrot juice. A seemingly random combination that highlights Untitled Art’s creativity and brilliance.
I love a good theme. Untitled Art leans into the cosmic aesthetic with the line of Mystic Orbit drinks. The Planetary Peach can has adorable graphics showing peaches floating amongst planets and stars. Best of all, these are one of the most affordable drinks on the list.
Read my full review here: Peaches and Carrots Collide in This Planetary Peach THC-Infused Soda
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